EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER IN 2015

Number
8
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number
7
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number
6
Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see a
gleam in his eyes, do some baking .

Number
5
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for
weeks, months, maybe years

Number
4
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number
3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number
2
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it
normal.

And The Number 1 Thought:

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers — what you do today,
might burn your rear tomorrow.

— and as someone recently said to me:
“Don’t worry about old age–it doesn’t last that long.

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